Name of State: Jamat Ya Gondor

Ruler: Sultan Abdullah Ya Mangku Matahari Therbit

Nama Rakyat Gondor yang telah mati

Berikut adalah nama-nama rakyat Jamat Ya Gondor yang telah mati dari tahun 2004 hingga sekarang.

1. Abu Bin Amin mati pada 1 January 2004 apabila dia ditembak oleh James Bond.

2. Bakar Samad mati pada 6 February 2004 apabila dia ditembak Darth Vader.

3. P.Rahmat adalah seorang penyanyi Gondor dan dia mati pada 9 April 2004 apabila dia tertelan mikrofon semasa bernanyi.

4. A.Fahmi mati pada 1 Jun 2004 apabila dia ditembak oleh Zailan.

5. Samir Bin Kulup mati pada 2 February 2004 apabila dia dibunuh Robin Hood

6. Ali Bin Param mati pada 3 February 2004 apabila dia ditembak Marokai Fighter.

7. Abu Kalam mati pada 4 April 2004 apabila dia dibunuh oleh Abu Bakar dengan mengunakan Light Sabre. Light Sabre itu telah dirampas Polis dan Abu Bakar dipenjara selama 10 tahun.

LATEST NEWS: NUR FAIZA, the daughter of the sultan is now pregnant with a baby boy. She was diagnosed for pregnancy at Changi General Hospital yesterday. She is in a dilemma on what to do with the baby because she is not married yet and is not prepared to be a mother. According to Brigadier General Ragu Nathan, Zailan is responsible for Faiza's pregnancy because his intelligence officials reported that Zailan has penetrated Faiza by using a spyplane.

Nur Faiza was previously pregnant and aborted the baby by eating the MATA3NH pill which is produced by her friend. In this final statement, Zailan will be charged under the Gondor Criminal Panel Code under Section 007-1(Severe Rape and Sexual Misconduct) and Section 007-5(Airborne Assault which cause hurt). Zailan has 2 charges and will liable to 15 years in Yodok Prison if arrested.

Report Prepared by 2ND CORPORAL HAO MENG MENG and checked by CAPTAIN SHAITAN SINGH

Crime report vetted by SIO Syed Hassan and 2nd Corporal Tan Chun Kiat

Military Forces (CHIEF OF MILITARY FORCE: GENERAL SHAFEEQ A.K.A "FAT BLACK MAN")

Gondor National Air Force (Commander: COLONEL CHAN BAI KAI)

Gondor National Army (Commander: COLONEL NUR FAIZA)

Gondor National Navy (Commander: COLONEL SHAHABUDEEN)

Gondor National Police Force (Commissioner of Police: COLONEL SYED HASSAN)

Gondor International Intelligence Unit (Commander: MR RAHUL KUMAR, Advisor: COLONEL SERAJ BIN SULTAN)

Companies of Gondor:

Gondor Textile Company

Airlines of Gondor:

Air Gondor (Aircraft: B727, IL-62 and TU-144 , Destination: Singapore, Kuala Lumpur, Bangkok, Bratislava, Beijing)

Bismillah Air Cargo (Aircraft: AN-12, Destination: Singapore, Bangkok, Dhaka)

Enemy of Gondor:

* Muhammad Zailan (A long time terrorist. He is wanted by the Gondor National Police Force, Singapore Special Operations Command, Pasukan Anti-Pengannas Malaysia, The Royal Thai Anti Terrorist Force, Polis Republik Indonesia)

* Nor Azman (A former secretary to the sultan of Gondor but he is against the State of Gondor)

The State of Gondor was closed temporarily after the House of Gondor at Simei was broken into on 18 February 907 at 1am by a man by the name of Rizuan Muhammet Noor. He claimed to be a leader of a Secret Gang by the name Ping Yi Defense Force. According to our Military Chief COLONEL RAGU NATHAN, Ping Yi is the name of a village located in China and it is 252 degrees and 40km away from Beijing. We are very surprised to see a Malay becoming a leader of a Chinese gang. We in Gondor did not take any actions against Rizuan but we have selected Rizuan to be a member of our Gondor International Intelligence Unit (GIIU). Rizuan agreed with our decision and he is willing to be a member of the Gondor State.

According to the investigations made by SIO Syed Hassan of the Gondor Police Force, he found that the door was wide open at that time and this has caused the suspect, Rizuan to enter the house. When he entered the house he was nailed down by the sultan's daughter Nur Faiza who stripped naked in front of the suspect and gave him a very strong blowjob that caused Rizuan to faint. SIO Hassan also found big amount of semen on the floor of the living room due to the result of the blowjob Faiza given to Rizuan. When SIO Hassan interrogated Rizuan, Rizuan said that he just plan to steal Kueh Ondeh-Ondeh from the fridge because he knew that the family knows how to make ondeh-ondeh.

Punishment against Rizuan:

RIZUAN MUHAMMET NOOR is charged for house breaking and he is sentenced to 1 night in the Yodok Prison which is Nur Faiza's bedroom. In the bedroom, RIZUAN MUHAMMET NOOR will be subjected to an Abu Gharib treatment given by Nur Faiza and its a secret treatment which is unknown to anyone outside of Gondor. After Rizuan's release from Yodok Prison, he will be serving as Gondor's International Intelligence Unit as a Junior Intelligence Officer.